I have the most terrible headache of all time. I went to Laura's birthday drunk-party and drank a lot and got tipsy and it was funny for a while but now I have a huge hangover and can't concentrate on what I'm writing. Anyway, the party was a little uncomfortable but thank god one of my classmates went as well and she went with one of her friends who was very nice, so at least I didn't have to stay quiet all the time. After that we went to Starbucks to wait for the hangover to come and I was so tired that I just lay down in one of those cool sofas they have and people thought I was drunk [well, let's face it, I was drunk] and I tried to pretend I wasn't but it was too hard cause I kept singing songs [I sang Gwen's What You Waiting For?, The Go-Go's Head Over Heels and Belinda Carlisle's In Too Deep], and then each one went home. I swear I'll never drink again... this month. lol.

Men are crazy. Gay teenagers are even crazier. Last night I chatted to two guys and I think I have a trauma, or perhaps it's because I'm in a negative mood because of the hangover. One of them was from the US. He was so fucking annoying. He kept telling me nice things and I was ok about that until he started saying things like "you're my online boyfriend" or that he wanted to meet me next April because he was visiting Barcelona. I told him that Madrid was a little far from Barcelona and he said "you can take your car and come to visit me" and I was like "yeah, in your dreams" because I would never do that and I don't even have a license to drive. I mean, I always say I'm desperate for a man but he simply would give his right arm for a man. He asked me for my phone number, for god's sake, and he asked me to be his boyfriend. You gotta be real sick to say those things to someone you just met. I blocked him, of couse. The other guy I talked to was even hornier. Just a couple of minutes after saying hello he sent me a pic of his cock to my mail. A fucking ugly dick, by the way, and he wanted me to wank in front of my cam and record a video and send him it. What a fucking depraved. I told him my cam didn't work so he connected his cam, showed me his fucking ugly dick again and that was more than I could bear so I blocked him too. I just want a normal guy, for fuck's sake. It seems like everyone's obssesed or insane. I want a real man, please.

After those traumatic experiences, I saw a movie I had downloaded from the Internet. I have to say that I've never done this before, and I never will, and I always buy original DVDs and rent movies, and I strongly recommend you to do the same, but I've been waiting for a long time for this film, and I'm sick of waiting for it to come out here. So, the film was View From the Top, starring my beloved Gwyneth Paltrow. It came out in the USA in March of 2003, and it hasn't been released here yet, and if it does, it'll be a straight-to-video release. It's about a small town girl, Donna [Gwyneth], that inspired by legendary flight assistant Sally Weston [the fabulous Candice Bergen] starts to work in a small airline, where she meets Sherry [Kelly Preston] and the evil Christine [Christina Applegate] After some time, both Donna and Sally start working for the posh Royalty Airlines, where John Witney [an hilarious Mike Myers] will teach them how to be first-class assistants. Donna dreams to be an assistant in the Paris-New York flights, but Christine gets that job, while Donna is assigned to work in Cleveland, where he meets Ted [Mark Ruffalo] But after a year working there, she knows that Christine exchanged their exams, so she should be working in Paris... I really liked this movie. Gwyneth is great doing comedy and Christina Applegate is terrific playing bitchy characters. It's a shame that both Bruno Barreto [the director] and Gwyneth hate it. =( So, if you live in one of the countries where this movie was released, don't hesitate to rent it, because you'll have a few laughs.

Sorry if this entry has too many spelling and grammar mistakes, but I have a huge headache and I don't know what I'm writing. Don't ever get drunk, and your life will be happier. lol. See you.

I get wet without even trying,

Santi